The BIG talking point

Will Brian Kennedy make a difference to Rangers?

James Traynor – I have it on good authority that it will. With the Sale Shark owner ready to invest it will make the SFL the most powerful league in the world with Rangers leading from the front. Neil Lennon and Celtic will be left to wander like lost souls in the barren wasteland called the SPL and I am the Prince of Saturn.

Richard Wilson – Money is undoubtedly currency so the riches are untold for Rangers with Kennedy’s latest pledge. Lavish prizes will be on offer as the mighty Ibrox club rises like a Herald journalist in a private consultation with Sir David Murray. There is no limit for the new Rangers now as muscles are flexed and pawns moved in the ultimate game of poker. The victor will be the one who keeps a straight face whilst revealing his hand.

Chick Young – Walter Smith simply must be behind this new mega-bid for the Govan based behemoths. He hasn’t telephoned me but this simply must mean that his phone has been switched of in the ultimate game of cloak-and-dagger. Brian Kennedy has more moves than Mick Jagger on acidic substances and Smith will be pulling the strings like a dignified puppeteer whilst negotiating a deal with Lionel Messi as we speak.

Bill Leckie – Sale Sharks? More like Bought Brilliance. Ally McCoist must have woken up like a wean on Christmas Day as he heard of this latest bid for the club he loves. And you just know that stalwarts like Lee McCulloch, who doesn’t so much wear his heart on his sleeve he digs it out with a knife and places it there every day, can’t wait for the season to start with Ken’s billions now at the club. With Briano at the helm there’s no telling what can happen – eh bhoys?