The BIG talking point

Will Brian Kennedy make a difference to Rangers?

James Traynor – I have it on good authority that it will. With the Sale Shark owner ready to invest it will make the SFL the most powerful league in the world with Rangers leading from the front. Neil Lennon and Celtic will be left to wander like lost souls in the barren wasteland called the SPL and I am the Prince of Saturn.

Richard Wilson – Money is undoubtedly currency so the riches are untold for Rangers with Kennedy’s latest pledge. Lavish prizes will be on offer as the mighty Ibrox club rises like a Herald journalist in a private consultation with Sir David Murray. There is no limit for the new Rangers now as muscles are flexed and pawns moved in the ultimate game of poker. The victor will be the one who keeps a straight face whilst revealing his hand.

Chick Young – Walter Smith simply must be behind this new mega-bid for the Govan based behemoths. He hasn’t telephoned me but this simply must mean that his phone has been switched of in the ultimate game of cloak-and-dagger. Brian Kennedy has more moves than Mick Jagger on acidic substances and Smith will be pulling the strings like a dignified puppeteer whilst negotiating a deal with Lionel Messi as we speak.

Bill Leckie – Sale Sharks? More like Bought Brilliance. Ally McCoist must have woken up like a wean on Christmas Day as he heard of this latest bid for the club he loves. And you just know that stalwarts like Lee McCulloch, who doesn’t so much wear his heart on his sleeve he digs it out with a knife and places it there every day, can’t wait for the season to start with Ken’s billions now at the club. With Briano at the helm there’s no telling what can happen – eh bhoys?

SPL CLUBS MUST DO THE RIGHT THING by James' Trainers

As the chairmen of the SPL clubs file into Hampden tomorrow a stark choice awaits them. Do or die.

They have been given a pointer by Charles Green who knows that a top division without a strong, vibrant Rangers will see the Scottish game wither and die like a flower denied light or water. It simply cannot be allowed to happen.

Green has made the ultimate sacrifice by offering a range of compromises but until tomorrow he does not know if this will see those with the future of the game in their hands see sense.

Perhaps they will as a no vote for Rangers will see a tidal wave sweep over the entire country and destroy all their stadiums, maybe as early as this weekend.

This cannot be allowed to happen as what we previously knew as football in this country will be extinguished and we will be plunged into eternal darkness and torment. Famine and plagues will follow but this can be avoided tomorrow if these men will only do the right thing and vote yes.

Green has done the honourable thing and offered many incentives including making an apology in public but you get the feeling those with agendas who will remain unnamed, namely Peter Lawwell, would see him in stocks down London Road for evermore and this is sad.

There is no more Green can do except watch on at our national stadium tomorrow as decisions which could fracture our country are made in his presence. This amiable Yorkshireman will feel as helpless as the rest of us as boxes are ticked or crossed.

Ask yourselves this question and then think once more. Have Rangers, with the retention of Kirk Broadfoot in their squad, not been punished enough already?

The SPL clubs have it in their hands to become men of legend tomorrow by admitting Rangers to their top table. They must offer to break bread with Green or the world as we know it will end.

BLOW THE LEAGUE WIDE OPEN by Waddling Gordon

There’s a bit in a film I saw on the telly one time years ago. A man had a gun and he was holding it to someone’s head urging him to do something.

I though of that movie today as the SPL chairmen meet to vote on a Rangers newco being allowed into the league. The gun is being held by supporters desperate to see the Ibrox men punished for what they see as cheating.

But the rub is – they’ve been punished already. Banished from Europe and losing players like Steve Davis, Allan McGregor and Steven Naismith seems pretty severe to me but folk want more.

Ah, misty-eyed memories of Falkirk winning the cup and playing footie with my Uncles and cousins in the garden at 5.30am because we were SO excited we couldn’t even sleep!

So who sets the rules for the punishment of Rangers? The SPL, SFL and SFA have played a game of pass the parcel with the prize being responsibility.

Were Gers to be allowed back into the SPL it would solve a LOAD of arse-scratching and free lunches. Third division, first division, sanctions, Sky deals, blah blah fiddle-dee-dee blah.

When we need strong leadership we get Buddy Holly airlines piloted by John Denver.

Simple decision on Wednesday is for Celtic and all the rest to place a yes vote in the wee box and job done, Scottish football saved and Bob’s your Auntie’s special friend when hubby is away on the rigs.

By the way, the guy in the film got his brain blown out and he died. Just saying, like.

GERS SET TO DROP IN by Jack Keithson

Rangers are set to be parachuted into the SFL next season – literally.

Players such as Lee McCulloch, Kirk Broadfoot and Lee Wallace will be dropped from a giant RAF Hercules plane onto the pitch at Ibrox to celebrate the opening of the new season.

With Newco Gers set to play their first game at home even though the fixtures have yet to be sorted out SFL chiefs were keen to afford a special welcome to the new members of the league.

A source said last night: “Top brass at the league were keen to show their appreciation to Rangers for gracing the lower leagues with their presence and this seems ideal. It was also armed forces day on Saturday so this could be a late celebration of that too.

“The players will be fully kitted out so they can rip of their parachutes and line up for kick-off and where better than Ibrox for this to happen?

“It’s not every season you welcome Rangers to your league”.

In a further bizarre twist, it has emerged that Celtic boss Neil Lennon will NOT enter the bidding for Barcelona star Lionel Messi this season plunging the Irishman’s future at the club into doubt.

It is the latest in a series of body blows for the long-suffering Parkhead supporters who could only watch on as stars like Korean international Cha Du-Ri left the club for NOTHING earlier this year.